My dad is a grandpa for the first time this year. My sister and her husband because foster parents and currently have 4 kiddos. The kids call my dad "grand-cracker" and my mom "gram-cracker." Or maybe it is "gramps-cracker" ... I don't remember! It is so silly, but my parents like it!
I got a request to repost this father's day post from last year. Enjoy!
The Meanest Dad in the World
As a child, I had the “meanest dad in the whole wide world.” While other kids were out riding their bikes, counting toads, and enjoying summer vacation, I was cleaning toilets and making kool-aid for hundreds of campers. He didn’t believe the child-labor law was valid, so I began “volunteering” at our campground at an early age. I wasn’t alone in my suffering. My sister had the same mean dad as me.
Every week in the summer, my dad made me mow around every tree on the campground (24 acres worth) with a push mower and then do the detail work with grass clippers. He thought it important that I learn discipline.
While other kids were eating at the Dairy Mart for lunch, my dad thought it wise to teach frugality by making me eat hot lunches in the school cafeteria.
My dad insisted in knowing where I was at all times. You’d think we were in a chain gang. He had to know who our friends were and where we were going. If he said to be home at 10:00 pm, I was to be home at 9:55. If I wasn’t home until 10:01 (which I never dared), my curfew would become 9:00 until I went to college. I had no doubt he meant it. He valued punctuality.
My dad bought my sister and me a yellow hatch back that was previously used to haul sick calves to the vet. It was littered with dirty hay and smelled horrible. He said we could either drive that to school or ride the bus. He instilled the attribute of humility.
I had to get up on summer mornings… no sleeping in like the other kids. Someone needed to make hundreds of pancakes for the campers. Apparently that had to be me. He valued responsibility.
My dad always insisted on me telling the truth—the whole truth—every time, even if it killed me. He instilled honesty.
He made my sister and I share everything—our room, a can of grape soda, one hairdryer, one bathroom! (That instilled only fighting!)
Each spring, we painted and painted and painted – the camp pool, cabins, benches, walls, fences. Everything must look clean and we must learn to respect and take good care of our property.
He made us invest some of our money and give some to missionaries. We picked up pop cans and redeemed them for 5 cents each, then invested that money into CDs at the bank to help pay for college.
I couldn’t lie in bed “sick” like my friends and miss school. My dad’s motto, “No blood. No sympathy.” He wanted us to be strong.
He told me if I worked too slow, a turkey buzzard would eat my eyes! He expected no "dilly-dallying" and he expected the job to be completed correctly. I’m still a bit terrified of buzzards, but I'm a fast worker.
He made me skin the rabbits after we went hunting and know how to correctly hook a worm for fishing. He thought it important to know how to live off the land.
When other girls were wearing make-up and getting their ears pierced at 8 years old, he thought it was essential for me to “realize my natural beauty.”
My grades had to be kept up to par. I was not allowed to be a slacker or a drop-out.
If I wanted to play sports, I had to attend every practice and be early to get in extra practice. He believed in improvement. One time he made me learn to pace my running speed by driving behind me in the car and keeping the car going a certain speed.
He embarrassed me by showing up at my track meets in full camouflage hunting gear. He attended every sporting event… no matter how cold or miserable it was. I knew he always supported me.
I didn’t get an allowance, but had to earn every penny.
My dad demanded respect. He didn’t allow us to back-talk, cuss, or be rude to people.
I had to be home in time for supper because the family always ate a home-cooked meal together.
We had to monitor bluebird houses and frog populations and report them to the Department of Natural Resources. He thought we needed an appreciation of wildlife.
We had to be ultra quiet whenever he was in "his chair." That is where he prayed for us each morning and read the Bible.
I had to dress modestly at all times and dress nicely for church. The family had to be 15 minutes early for church, never later. The pastor might need help getting things ready. And it wasn’t about religion; it was understanding God’s gracious gift to us.
Out of his 2 children, both of us graduated with bachelor’s degrees, played collegiate sports, selected great husbands, and are now in ministry.
Neither of us have ever been arrested, drunk, or homeless.
He raised us to be responsible, honest, educated adults. We both can mow a lawn to look superb, we make fabulous pancakes, know how to eat very frugally, can skin a rabbit with our eyes closed, and we have incredible work ethics.
We value our property, can share a can of pop, and spot a tree frog in the dark. We value hospitality, volunteering our time, and giving to God’s work. We love our Heavenly Father.
Oh… and we’re never late!
I thank God I had the meanest dad in the whole wide world.